Wo Pyar Bhari Batein
Wo Loging Hony Ka Intzaar
Wo Intzaar Ki Saaetein
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Farzi Naam Ka Btana
Haha Likh Ker Jhoota Qehqaha Lagana
Wo Asl Poochny Par
Apni Umar Ko Aor Kam Btana
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Pyar Bhari Tehreerien
Wo Yahoo Ki Emotion Tasweerein
Wo Nick Mein Haal-E-Dil Likhna
Wo Net Ko Fast Karny Ki Tadbeerien
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Typing Se Unglion Mein Dard Hona
Kisi Baat Per Gusay Se Chehry Ka Zard Hona
Lafz Sorry Ka Screen Par Atay Hi
Lehjay Ka Phir Se Sard Hona
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Jaagna Roz Raton Mein
Wo Chalakna Pyar Baton Mein
Wo Type Karty Karty
Lena Mouse Hathon Mein
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Yahoo Pe Doosron Ko Ignore Karna
Har Jumley Par Bohat Ghor Karna
Wo Dil Per Hath Rakh Kar Bye Kehna
Aor Zara Der Aor Rukny Per Zor Karna
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Tumhary Login Hotay Hi
Dostoon Ka Wo Jhumgutha Lag Jana
Tum Se Bat Karny Ki Khatir
Sir Dard Ka Wo Jhoota Bahana
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Bewaja Ki Batoon Per Takraar Karna
Baar Baar Net Meeting Per Israar Karna
Wo Roman Urdu Mein Ki Gayi Batein
Pyar Ka Dabay Lafzon Mein Izhar Karna
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Doston Se Tumhara Id Chupana
Kabhi Font Badalna Kabhi Gungunanaa
Der Se Jawab Anay Per
Busy Hony Ka Ilzam Lagana
Per Lagta Hai Tum Bhool Gaye��
Yahoo K Aanchal Per Likhi Hoyi Kahani
Per Mujh Ko Yad Hai Har Ik Lafz Zubani
Khudara Na Tum Aisa Sitam Karo
hope i’ll not make u cry …..
read and enjoy….thats what is called as college life…
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hui class?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya
padaya tha isne”
“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga…….”
” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”
2. During the lecture:
“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is
……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”
“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”
“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”
3. Lab:
“Expt. 2 likha??”
“last time tu aaya the kya?”"
“Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”
“Areee tu to bura maan gaya …….chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata
hai….”
4. Sessionals Test:
“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…….. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga….”
“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen
chalega…” SAHI !!
5. For attendance
“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of assignments:
” Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”
“They should allow XEROX………sala system hi kharab hai ”
7 . After exam:
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt…”
“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….
Gaya ……….fail pakka…….”
“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar……”
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee…….Akash…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . Submission:
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaon padhta hai”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
10 .Copying Assignments:
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint……..”
“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
11. Exam:
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai” ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“Neend aa rahi mujhe to…thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le” – PERFECT ONE
“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……….”
I AGREE !! !!
Remembering my class mates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny’s plot
Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,
Oops! today she is somebody else’s girlfrnd,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy,that made me smile.
Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to class room blushes.
Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Let’s laugh, play & rejoice,
Once again become school/college guys.
Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moments of seperation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart.
Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
Will live forever in our memories!!!